Смешные интервью Джея Лено.
Смешные интервью Джея Лено.
morzh• 03.02.2008 23:50:09
Для знающих английский.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern
fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
Why is there no Disneyland in Japan ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
Ыуф т• 03.02.2008 19:30:12
СанитарЖеня, ну, при выборе мисс не оценивать эротизм - это ты много от нас хочешь!
rezoner• 03.02.2008 07:49:35
сиськи - они и в Африке сиськи. Поскольку левые идеи мне кажутся, как бы сказать помягче, не вполне здравыми, я решил идейную часть сократить.
obelissk• 03.02.2008 02:04:05
Денис с Тэвисток сквер• 03.02.2008 01:24:41
Да, и ещё. Мне нечего сказать по широкому кругу обсуждаемых тут сегодня проблем. :)
Денис с Тэвисток сквер• 03.02.2008 01:23:43
Горячий привет из Лондона.